I’m at a work related conference. It seems that I keep leaving clothes in places and people are taking them. The conference is getting ready to end and I’ve lost pants and a sweater. There is a 3-some at the conference, two girls and a guy. They’re doing motorcycle tricks in the parking lot. Very impressive. The blond girl is really into me and as the conference ends is severely picking up on me and kissing me.
A big man gets up to a microphone and says, “When I get up, when I get up, it’s time to get the party started.”
Jerry says something like, “I love motivating phrases that contain cliches.”
I ask, “How do you tell the different between a parent and their child?” Someone replies, “The child always uses a safe.”
Tags: cliche, conference, party
